Unfortunately, though, the ‘Hab has just called and told Jade they want Sean to stay an extra month (so that he’s good and ‘habbed, apparently?) They do, however, offer to allow Jade and Cl-ooo-i a chance to visit Sean at rehab! “It” being daddy’s addiction, obviously… We then head up to Indiana, where Jade has been counting the days until her sobriety-challenged sweetheart, Sean, gets sprung from rehab.
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Jaylan points out that he’s busting his ass, driving through God-forsaken country backroads, eating at truck stops serving “Beef… and stuff” hot dogs and living on bad coffee, just to see Leah every weekend and hear her bitch that he wasn’t there to take her to a movie when she had a bad day. Leah seems unable to understand why Jaylan can’t just get a job as steady cast member on an MTV show and watch that money roll in! She’s mad that they can’t just go to a movie whenever she wants to. Leah knows that, even with him two hours away, they won’t be able to smash uglies on the regular, what with Leah having a litter of girlseses, and her blossoming career of selling the “house and homes.” “And on top of all these, I need to make random trips to the local parks to have embarrassing talks with the girlseses on camera! There’s no time!” While having Jaylan two hours away is better than the current situation of eight hours away, she’s still bummed that Jaylan won’t be shackin’ up with her anytime soon. The job opportunity he was hoping for is actually not in Leah’s holler, but a holler two hours away from Leah. Jaylan calls Leah while she’s studying for her testseseses for the real estate. “I ain’t so much for books and such, but danggone it, I’m gonna be ready to take those testseseseses.” Her attempts to become a nurse, cosmetologist, tanning salon worker, Mary Kay makeup guru and motivational speaker all went belly up, but this time, Leah is determined to succeed… and stuff. Leah tells that, in between Jaylan’s visits, she’s focusing on her “new career path.” No, Mary Kay Cosmetics didn’t just get in their spring line- Leah is no longer selling makeup! She’s now fixin’ to become a real estate agent! Instead of bringing Pink Passion blush to the masses, she can now sell ’em holler homes with questionable plumbing and basement bathtubs to “bath” their babies in! (By the way, The Ashley is well aware that all West Virginia homes are not like this, but these seem to be the houses Leah is drawn to.)Īnyway, during her time on ‘Teen Mom 2,’ Leah has gone through more careers than she has husbands, which is saying something.
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Jaylan comes for a quick visit, makes the girlseseses some sort of cheese sandwich on the stove (which, let’s be honest, is at least an upgrade from Lunchables and canned ravioli) and then has to head home, leaving Leah missing his sweet loving.
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( The Ashley is kind of shocked they didn’t bleep out the word “job.” Can they even say the J-word on this show?! Also raise your hand if you think that Jaylan’s WV offer is for the job of ‘Teen Mom 2’ cast member….) “I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s a coincidence that this dude just randomly got a job offer in West Virginia at the same time he started dating the state’s most-eligible reality TV breeder, right?” She’s also excited because Jaylan may be moving to the holler because he has a job offer out here.
She’s grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet tater because her man, Jaylan, is on his way to The WV to visit her and butter her biscuit soon. (Seriously, these have been the same three main plotlines for the people on this show since like 2012.)įirst, we hop on over to that ding-dang holler to see what Leah and her gang of girlseses are up. Someone’s in rehab (natch), someone’s moving way too fast with their new boyfriend and someone is in danger of going to jail.
Howdy gang! Welcome to yet another episode of Teen Mom 2, where it’s business as usual. Well…at least it would be something we haven’t seen on this show before…
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